Fast Eddie is Back

I have finally emerged from my Hurricane Irene-induced hiatus. Given Irene’s long gestation period and the media frenzy as it slowly worked its way toward us, we had a bit too much time to prepare. We stocked up on enough food to survive Armageddon, particularly non-perishable carbs (pretzels, chips, cookies), nuts and canned goods (peas, corn, garbanzo beans). And, of course, we still had a freezer full of ice cream, much of it accumulated from gifts sent by thankful house guests and attentive blog followers (see Hurricane Advice , Ice Cream (Gelato), and House Gifts).

On the day of the storm, we were evacuated by the local fire department because our house is in a flood plain, so we left our ice cream behind and hightailed it to my sister’s house, a home which boasts three fully stocked refrigerators and a 6’6″ 275 lb. man-child who needs to be fed. There, we celebrated Irene with a home-cooked Italian dinner of spaghetti with meat sauce, eggplant parmagiana, and spicy Italian sausages followed by a breakfast of bagels, lox and whitefish salad, a typical combination of comfort meals for our Italian-Jewish family. When the storm passed we returned home to find we had lost power, so we started working our way through the melting ice cream. After several days of ice cream, chips and nuts, I must have slipped into a sugar-carb stupor, only to finally emerge today. Fortunately, our home suffered no damage from the storm. My waistline, however, will take a while to repair.

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Pub Quiz: Round 2 Answers

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Pub Quiz: Round 2 Answers.

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Silent Eddie

No Power. Limited Battery Life. Irene has silenced Fast Eddie…for now.

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Pub Quiz: Round 2 Questions (via Live the London Life)

Fast Eddie is evacuating in preparation for Hurricane Irene. Instead, try some pub quiz questions offered by my daughter. They’re tough ones!

Pub Quiz: Round 2 Questions Let's see how you do this round. 1. Which hotel had Diana and Dodi just left when they were involved in the fatal car crash? 2. What is the name of the light-sensitive area of the eye? 3. Which animal has the most dense fur? 4. Which musical instrument was originally made from the entire skin of a dead sheep? 5. How many nobel prizes are awarded each year? 6. From what film is the traditional title Sith Lord? 7. What is dangling if you have a lim … Read More

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The King of King’s Road (11)

(continued from The King of King’s Road (10))

The homeless man continued to lay in a coma at Chelsea & Westminster Hospital. The nurses kept a close watch of his vital signs and meticulously recorded every change in his status. The patient’s anonymity had no impact on their vigilance. Each day the consultant in charge called the Chelsea Fire Station to report on the patient’s condition.

The firemen sat around playing poker and speculated on the identity and history of the homeless man and worried for his recovery. They remarked on his non-communicative nature and how little he ate. They talked about his peculiar obsession and skill with the Rubik’s Cube. They discussed his prowess with a deck of cards and fondness for the William Hill betting shop. They agreed that their mysterious neighbour was an intelligent man who gambled away everything he had. They resolved to help him get professional care if he survived his current condition.

One of the firemen went to see the Head Minister at the Chelsea Methodist Church on The King’s Road near the fire station. The Head Minister also served as Chair of the West London Churches Homeless Concern, which he ran out of his church. He explained that the Homeless Concern was a collective effort of the local churches of various denominations that offered night shelter in the winter months to the homeless people in the local community. They also offered laundry, showers and food year-round, and provided a case worker who could help get identity papers, medical services and mental health care.

The fireman explained about the homeless man who he and his colleagues had adopted. The minister smiled and acknowledged that he was aware of the man who had been sleeping next to the fire station. He had offered to help the homeless man on several occasions with no success. The minister agreed to try again and promised to visit the hospital if he regained consciousness. Feeling a sense of hope and accomplishment, the fireman returned to his colleagues and reported on his conversation with the minister. They all agreed that they would help the minister in whatever way they could if the homeless man survived.

After four days and nights, the homeless man continued to lay in a coma at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital.

To be continued… 

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