People love lists and quizzes. Here is a list of stuff that belongs to either me or my wife (I can’t write about her, but what about her stuff?). Can you guess whose is whose?
- Onion goggles,
- A beer mug that looks like Winston Churchill,
- One William & Kate commemorative plate,
- One William & Kate tea towel,
- Eight William & Kate mugs,
- Cowboy boots,
- Nose hair clippers,
- 20 different-colored pairs of shoes that look like ballet slippers,
- 20 polo shirts in varying shades of blue and gray,
- 20 pairs of black pants in the same size,
- A wall-mounted stuffed striped bass,
- A rooster whittled out of a log and painted purple with turquoise tail-feathers,
- A collection of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues,
- Over one hundred pillows, and
- An Elvis lunch box.