Category Archives: Humor

The Husband Chair

Posted on September 22, 2011 by fast eddie

Every good women’s retailer knows about the husband chair. Having a wife and two daughters, I am very well-acquainted with it, since any free time in an outing can explode into a two-hour shopping diversion. The husband chair is the place where … Continue reading →

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Wired

Posted on September 20, 2011 by fast eddie

I have an iPhone, a Blackberry, three land lines with answering machines, three fax/scanners, an iPad, a laptop and two desktops. But I never answer the phone or call anybody. (See The Telephone.) So why, you might ask, do I need all … Continue reading →

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It’s Complicated

Posted on September 19, 2011 by fast eddie

Married. That’s my relationship status on Facebook (and in real life). If you are a Facebook user, you already know that when you fill out your profile, you are asked to designate your relationship status. You are given a list of options to choose … Continue reading →

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Wisdom Teeth

Posted on September 15, 2011 by fast eddie

I love my wisdom teeth. We go way back. They’ve been with me through a lot. But for some reason, they piss off my dentist. I think he just doesn’t like reaching so far back to check them out. Every time I … Continue reading →

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What’ll Ya Have?

Posted on September 13, 2011 by fast eddie

Reading menus can be very stressful. Choosing your meal can be agonizing. It can make or break your dining experience. One of my daughters has anxiety attacks when faced with a new menu and always chooses the same thing in restaurants where she has eaten … Continue reading →

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