Tag Archives: Humor

Fort Knox

My daughter’s bank account is like Fort Knox. Impregnable. Money goes in. Nothing ever comes out. She has just completed her first year of full-time employment after graduating from college a year ago. During that year, we have been attempting to launch … Continue reading

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Buying Books

It is so much easier to buy books than to read them. I have already resigned myself to the reality that I’ve bought more books than I can possibly ever read (see Turning Fifty Redux). But I can’t stop buying them. I … Continue reading

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Loyalty Programs

I am a sucker for loyalty programs. I love collecting points. I choose hotels (Starwood), airlines (BA, Southwest), rental cars (Hertz), restaurants (Nando’s, The Palm), movie theatres (Odeon, Regal), grocery stores (Sainsbury), coffee (Cafe Nero), and vitamins (GNC) in order to earn more points.  I get … Continue reading

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Reruns

I’m takin’ a break today for Father’s Day. Here are some of the most popular posts from the earlier days in case you missed them: Turning Fifty Redux Pillows Our Two Housekeepers The Telephone Seating Plans Golf Lessons Spitting Contests … Continue reading

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Cosmo

I have spent a lot of time over the last few days waiting on NYC subway platforms perusing magazine covers. Among the numerous Tattoo, Muscle and Hip Hop titles, my curious eye was drawn to several headline teasers in the … Continue reading

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