The Telephone

I hate the telephone. I never answer it. It is never for me. It is always interrupting something that I am doing, even if I am doing nothing. If I do answer it, I have to chat with people for 5 minutes before they say why they are calling. Or worse, they might be calling for me. If I wanted to talk to them, I would have called them. And interrupted whatever they were doing. If you want to talk to me, send me a text. I’ll get back to you.

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2 Responses to The Telephone

  1. rob says:

    and you really wanted to make sure that if there was a single person who didnt yet know that your late night peeing has turned you into an antisocial curmudgeoun that he or she was disabused of that notion??

  2. Sue Guiney says:

    Ha! Love it! I couldn’t agree more.

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