Monthly Archives: May 2011

Cheryl Cole

Posted on May 26, 2011 by fast eddie

No, say it ain’t so! America hates Cheryl Cole. She was slated to be one of the judges on Simon Cowell’s new X Factor USA and was apparently dumped because of her distinctive Geordie (Newcastle) accent. I am gutted. I’ve always been a … Continue reading →

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Pink Pork

Posted on May 25, 2011 by fast eddie

In my house, we cook the hell out of pork. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve lived in fear of trichinosis and worried that little worms would eat my innards out if my pork chop was soft enough to … Continue reading →

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Our Two Housekeepers

Posted on May 24, 2011 by fast eddie

We have two housekeepers. The first one is very nice, but she doesn’t clean very well. We don’t have the heart to tell her because she is so sweet. So we try to straighten up before she comes. And we … Continue reading →

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Seating Plans

Posted on May 23, 2011 by fast eddie

When I was first starting my career as a young lawyer, my wife and I, then newlyweds, were invited to our first business dinner. It was a large firm-wide black tie dinner hosted by the partners. After the cocktail hour … Continue reading →

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Judgment Day

Posted on May 22, 2011 by fast eddie

If you are reading this, you haven’t been saved. Me neither. Don’t be too upset. It was a very select group. Apparently, only 3% of the world’s population were expected to experience The Rapture and be called to Heaven. The … Continue reading →

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