GPS

I am lost. I got in a fight with my GPS. It kept telling me to go in a direction that I thought was wrong. It had a woman’s voice so I didn’t trust it to give me directions. I went my way instead. Then it kept telling me to get off at the next exit and turn around. I ignored it. Then it adjusted to my new route and we agreed for awhile. Then we got into a big traffic jam so I started to try to find a short cut. It had trouble keeping up with my new route and kept telling me to turn after it was too late. Then it told me to go down a one way street in the wrong direction. So I was on my own for a while until I found my way back to the traffic jam on the main road. Then it told me that I was driving too close to the car in front of me and needed to be more careful. And that we were going to be late for dinner because I was stubborn and refused to follow directions. I love my GPS.

 

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One Response to GPS

  1. Frank says:

    Even more annoying is the woman with the Austrailian accent . I’ve learned to ignore her too and now the word heard most frequently out of her mouth is “Recalculating”

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