Category Archives: Humor

My Very Own Closet

Posted on June 1, 2011 by fast eddie

I love my new closet. We recently renovated our house. One of the great new features is having my own closet. Previously, I shared a closet with my wife. She is very small, but, like Barbie, she has a lot … Continue reading →

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Golf Lessons

Posted on May 31, 2011 by fast eddie

I played golf with my parents today. The familiar routine of this activity provides a certain timeless comfort, akin to eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes or watching I Love Lucy reruns. My father always shows up an hour early with … Continue reading →

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Early Bird Specials

Posted on May 27, 2011 by fast eddie

I ate dinner at 5:30pm today. No, not afternoon tea. Dinner! Yes, I am in Florida, the land of early bird specials. Three courses for $9.95 if you eat before 6pm. Choice of fruit cup or tomato soup, plus roasted … Continue reading →

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Our Two Housekeepers

Posted on May 24, 2011 by fast eddie

We have two housekeepers. The first one is very nice, but she doesn’t clean very well. We don’t have the heart to tell her because she is so sweet. So we try to straighten up before she comes. And we … Continue reading →

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Seating Plans

Posted on May 23, 2011 by fast eddie

When I was first starting my career as a young lawyer, my wife and I, then newlyweds, were invited to our first business dinner. It was a large firm-wide black tie dinner hosted by the partners. After the cocktail hour … Continue reading →

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