Category Archives: Humor

My New Chelsea Shirt

Posted on May 16, 2011 by fast eddie

Every year, immediately before the last home game of the season, Chelsea FC unveil their new kit for the coming year, which the team then wears for the final game. Loyal fans queue up to buy the new shirts to … Continue reading →

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Royal Wedding Souvenirs

Posted on May 13, 2011 by fast eddie

I loved the Royal Wedding. Princess Diana was a member of my health club and I once gave The Queen a guided tour of Merrill Lynch’s London office. So you can imagine how disappointed I was to not receive an … Continue reading →

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The Telephone

Posted on May 13, 2011 by fast eddie

I hate the telephone. I never answer it. It is never for me. It is always interrupting something that I am doing, even if I am doing nothing. If I do answer it, I have to chat with people for … Continue reading →

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Pillows

Posted on May 12, 2011 by fast eddie

There are 49 pillows in our three-bedroom apartment, not including couch or seat cushions and travel neck rolls. That averages to over 16 per person living here. I sleep with two, one of which usually ends up on the floor. … Continue reading →

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Spitting Contests

Posted on May 11, 2011 by fast eddie

I love attending live sporting events. Anything from a World Cup Final to a local Sunday morning men’s pick-up softball game. My wife says I would watch a spitting contest if I could find one. In fact, I imagine it … Continue reading →

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