Category Archives: Humor

Pool Towels

Posted on August 22, 2011 by fast eddie

We got new pool towels. You may recall that the person who brings order to my universe (not to be mistaken for my wife) has been keeping abreast of the latest developments in towel technology (see Gym Towels). Hence, the … Continue reading →

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Hurricane Advice

Posted on August 21, 2011 by fast eddie

Hurricane season is upon us on the east coast of the USA. Every day we watch tropical storms forming in the Caribbean and track their projected path, constantly looking at weather updates to see if they will wreak havoc with our weekend … Continue reading →

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Scorpio

Posted on August 18, 2011 by fast eddie

I am a Scorpio. Whenever someone asks me my sign, I am afraid to tell them. They always raise their eyebrows, or step back, or run away. Best case, they smile knowingly, which scares me. I don’t know anything about astrology, … Continue reading →

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Going Bald

Posted on August 16, 2011 by fast eddie

People think I’m bald. I’m not. I shave my head. There’s a difference. About ten years ago, rather than watch the slow erosion of my hair-line, I decided to get ahead of the process and take control. I just shaved it … Continue reading →

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First of All

Posted on August 11, 2011 by fast eddie

First of all….., I’ll bet you think I am beginning a series of funny observations because I love lists and I can occasionally be humorous. But I tricked you. Instead, I am just going to rant about people who start … Continue reading →

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