Author Archives: fast eddie

Friends Forever

Posted on August 26, 2011 by fast eddie

My family says I have no friends. They say I am cantankerous and antisocial. I think I have too many friends. I don’t need any more. It’s too hard to keep up with the ones I already have. Unless they are on … Continue reading →

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One Day

Posted on August 25, 2011 by fast eddie

One chick flick too many. The problem with having a family of all women is that I always get outvoted when its time to pick a movie. Needless, to say I’ve yet to see Captain America: The First Avenger or Rise … Continue reading →

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Bossypants

Posted on August 24, 2011 by fast eddie

One of the great things about summer is that you can get away with reading anything and no one will judge you. Just say it’s your beach book and you get a free pass. In fact, you rarely see someone at the … Continue reading →

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Turtle

Posted on August 23, 2011 by fast eddie

They used to call me Turtle. I probably shouldn’t be telling you. It’s been buried for a long time. It was long before Fast Eddie. But one of my old friends from summer camp reminded me recently and it made me … Continue reading →

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Pool Towels

Posted on August 22, 2011 by fast eddie

We got new pool towels. You may recall that the person who brings order to my universe (not to be mistaken for my wife) has been keeping abreast of the latest developments in towel technology (see Gym Towels). Hence, the … Continue reading →

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