Category Archives: Humor

House Gifts

Posted on July 26, 2011 by fast eddie

We have a whole closet just for house gifts. We have a lot of guests during the summer so we get all kinds of gifts. One is a platter that looks like a hamburger. This was once an easy gift to use (see … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Ruminations | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Lost in Translation

Posted on July 25, 2011 by fast eddie

We had a big family reunion at our house this weekend for my father’s 8oth birthday (see Dad’s 80th Birthday). We hired someone to help serve and clean up, but she only spoke Spanish. We didn’t think this would be a problem because my … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Ruminations | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Dinner Parties

Posted on July 21, 2011 by fast eddie

Planning a dinner party menu is like trying to solve one of those annoying SAT problems. Maybe you can help. We have eight guests coming for dinner. One guest has high blood pressure and a cholesterol problem. A second guest … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Ruminations | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Fat Eddie

Posted on July 18, 2011 by fast eddie

Remember Fat Eddie? He came after Fast Eddie and before Fit Eddie. He was a lot of fun. He liked Burgers (see Burgers) and Ice Cream (see Ice Cream). And beer, wine, scotch, cognac, french fries, spaghetti & meatballs, veal parmagiana … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Ruminations | 1 Comment

GPS

Posted on July 17, 2011 by fast eddie

I am lost. I got in a fight with my GPS. It kept telling me to go in a direction that I thought was wrong. It had a woman’s voice so I didn’t trust it to give me directions. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Ruminations | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment